Friday, March 18, 2011

money maker...

Jackie and Daddy playing store.
Jackie" Daddy, do you want to play?"
Daddy "Yes!"
Jackie "Well - you need cold, hard cash....in my hand. Change and dollars too"
Daddy (handing over the cash) "O.K. - what do I get?"
Jackie (taking money and shoving it into the play register) "You'll see"....

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Neighborhood Riot...

So Jackie is out riding her bike....a neighbor out of a walk stops to chat with her. Jackie is being her normal, precocious self. Neighbor asks what is written on Jackie's shirt ("Future Movie Star"). Jackie stares her up and down....then declares "I don't want to discuss it"....riding away on her bike. Neighbor graciously turns to me and tells me that she likes the way Jackie knows about boundaries....boundaries???? LMBFBO.