The Players: Jackie (having a hissey fit because Mom won't buy her a prize)
Mom (walking ahead pretending she's a childless writer that lives in a flat in Paris)
Jackie "Mom, o.k. I'll give you one more chance. You buy me a toy, and I'll give you a hug and a kiss"
Mom: (after she finishes laughing hard enough to require Depends) "I don't negotiate with terrorists"
Then they had pita and hummus at the cafeteria.
The End.
